Monday, May 16, 2011

Kirstie Alley Loses 30 Pounds!

May 15, 2011
Teddy is so impressed with Kirstie Alley, who is in the finals (!) of Dancing With the Stars (go KIRSTIE!). Kirstie has been literally working her tush off while she learns the Samba and Cha-Cha under Maksim Chmerkovskiy's tutelage.
Check out her shapely figure below, which is quite enviable by Middle America's standards. Sure, she's not as svelte as say Brooke Burke, the show's host, but who wants to be that thin anyhow?
Lots of people have criticized Kirstie for her roundness, but Teddy asks, "Isn't this what makes her her?" Not everyone should have Gisele Bundchen's body.
You see, in the bear world bigger is definitely better. Have you ever seen a skinny bear? Uh, most likely not. And if you did, did it look good? Uh, most likely not. Round bears =  happy bears.
Do you think Kirstie will win? She probably won't, but she's on her way for sure to landing in the final two. Tonight a fresh episode airs on ABC. Let's hope Kirstie pulls off all 10s!


  1. Bears like Teddy (I'm not talking about those wild bears in Alaska!) are born to be cuddled and everyone knows that a round bear is the best kind for hugging.

  2. u r so right
    round bears are nice bears
    maybe teddy should do DWTS