Wednesday, May 30, 2012

One Coin In A Fountain

May 30, 2012
The wedding date is set. Teddy is nervous. Can she pull off another wedding, one that is even more fabulous than Fopsie and Herbert's? Teddy went to the Beverly Canon Gardens for comfort.
Nibs has always told Teddy to throw a coin in a fountain when she needed a wish fulfilled.
"Please let me handle Felicia's wedding well and without any drama from my parents," Teddy said before she threw in her coin.
Teddy hopes her wish comes true. She really doesn't want her fur to fall out again.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Wedding Date

May 28, 2012
The time finally came for Teddy to set a date to host Felicia's wedding. So she had her sister over for some tea.
"Felicia, the whole month of June is booked!" said Teddy.
"Teddy! You have not ONE thing booked in June, you have not one date on your calendar," said Felicia.
"Grrrrrr," Teddy growled. Have you ever heard a bear growl? You really don't want to. It's scary. "OK, OK, how about July. Let's say July 28," Teddy snapped. Felicia, a little afraid of Teddy's growl, said sure then quickly exited.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Yum Yum Time

May 24, 2012
With all the stress from watching tons of reality TV, Teddy took a trip to her favorite lunch spot, Le Pain Quotidien in Brentwood.
Teddy started with a cappuccino and some bread then checked out the menu.
What did our hungry bear settle on? A quiche and salad.
Then she moved on to her favorite treat, hazelnut spread! Yum Yum.
Did Teddy get a stomach ache? You bet!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Arie Will Win The Bachelorette

May 22, 2012
Only two episodes of The Bachelorette with Emily Maynard have aired, but Teddy already predicts who the winner is.
Emily had a mushy date with Ryan, a pro sports trainer from Augusta, Georgia. But he really didn't seem too into her having a kid.
Besides, we all know she likes race car drivers which brings us to...
Arie! He's a race car driver from Scottsdale, Arizona, and at 30 is a perfect age to settle down. Teddy needs to call Fopsie for some insider info on this. When she gets it she will share it with y'all (notice how everyone says y'all on this season of The Bachelorette? It's contagious).

Monday, May 21, 2012

Katherine Jenkins Will Win DWTS

May 21, 2012
Teddy is excited to see this season of Dancing With the Stars end tomorrow night at 9 pm not just because William Levy is no Nibs...
...and Donald Driver is no Nibs...
...but also because Katherine Jenkins is no TEDDY!
(Fopsie says Katherine will win). Let's hope next season there will be more Marie Osmond and Pam Anderson types.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

A Happy Mother's Day?

May 13, 2012
There are still problems in the clan, but Teddy thought it would be wrong to not have a cocktail with their mom on this Mother's Day. So Felicia and Beatrice came over to the house while Nibs was out golfing.
Teddy served wine and cookies for a late afternoon gathering in the back yard. She made sure to get Beatrice's favorite bouquet: roses and stargazers. Felicia, feeling tension in the air, kept the convo light, just discussing the weather.
Beatrice couldn't help herself however and showed her claws after a few sips of Chardonnay: "Teddy, when are you going to start planning Felicia's wedding? You sure are dragging your paws on this!"
Felicia felt horrible because she knew Teddy had already tried to make some plans and was being helpful. So she changed the subject by talking about the flowers.
But you could see the steam coming off Teddy's fur.
Good thing there was plenty of vino to calm everyone's nerves.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Diva Bride

May 10, 2012
To make matters worse, Felicia is being demanding about her wedding. She wants Teddy to find her THIS EXACT DRESS. How is she supposed to do that? Teddy doesn't even know where to start looking! GULP.

Family Clash

May 10, 2012
Teddy was worried after her talk with her father.
He said he had heard about Felicia's upcoming wedding and wouldn't miss his daughter's big day for anything! But that means he'll be in the same room as Teddy's mom, which is never a good idea. This is just too much stress for a little bear...

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Call From Dad

May 2, 2012
Ring, ring, ring. Teddy doesn't use caller ID. Like any other old fashioned bear, she just picks up the phone.
"Hello, this is Teddy," she said, like she always does.
"Teddy, it's your father," a voice on the line said.


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Maria Menounos' Six Pack

May 1, 2012
Last night Maria Menounos got a perfect 30 score on Dancing With the Stars. Teddy thinks it's because Maria has a six pack that is even more defined than her partner Derek Hough's.
Can this Greek really dance? Teddy thinks not so much. And it bothers her that she has such a chiseled stomach. Bears prefer their midsections to be fluffy and slightly padded. Maria needs a box of See's chocolates.