May 1, 2012
Last night Maria Menounos got a perfect 30 score on Dancing With the Stars. Teddy thinks it's because Maria has a six pack that is even more defined than her partner Derek Hough's.
Can this Greek really dance? Teddy thinks not so much. And it bothers her that she has such a chiseled stomach. Bears prefer their midsections to be fluffy and slightly padded. Maria needs a box of See's chocolates.