Thursday, June 28, 2012

Nibs Wants A New Car

June 28, 2012
For the past few months Nibs has been admiring this vintage Challenger that's been parked on the third floor of his office building's underground garage.
Nibs knows that if he brings a car like this home Teddy will rant and rave saying it's too manly, too orange, too noisy. You know that Teddy!
But lately Teddy has been using the Benz so much that Nibs is often left stranded at home without wheels.
Poor Nibs. He can't make a move without worrying about what his other half will think.

Thursday, June 21, 2012


June 21, 2012
Teddy has been in a summer funk thanks to all this June Gloom in L.A. and hasn't done much of anything. Her sister Felicia called and insisted they have a chat, so they met at a bench in Palisades Park, Teddy's favorite place to think.
"Teddy, if all this pressure of throwing my wedding is getting to you, I can just hire a wedding planner," said Felicia.
"No, no, no Felicia, it's not that, it's the thought of seeing dad again," said Teddy. "I've heard some rumors that he's not our real father and it has really been getting under my fur. It makes sense though. He doesn't look like either of us!"
"Gaaaasp!" said Felicia. "Teddy, that is crazy. It's nonsense. You have to get that thought out of your head. But, then again, you're right. He doesn't look like us. But we don't look like mom either. But you and I look almost identical! It doesn't add up. Were we adopted?"
On the walk back to their cars Teddy gave Felicia a bear hug and said, "Don't worry Felicia, we'll get to the bottom of this!"