September 16, 2011
With thoughts of getting her out of L.A., Teddy invited her mom Beatrice over yesterday afternoon. On the menu was Teddy's favorite meal: cinnamon rolls and coffee.
"Mom, if I get Edward to propose to Felicia will you leave town?" Teddy said.
"Teddy, that is the rudest thing you ever asked me!" said a startled Beatrice."Why do you want me to leave L.A.? I just got here!"
"Mother, you are very hard on your daughters. We can't take it. I am sure you are thinking right now that I am so fat that I shouldn't even touch this cinnamon roll," Teddy started. "But guess what? I'm going to eat the whole thing in one bite, watch me!"