Nibs Wants A New Car

June 28, 2012
For the past few months Nibs has been admiring this vintage Challenger that's been parked on the third floor of his office building's underground garage.

Nibs knows that if he brings a car like this home Teddy will rant and rave saying it's too manly, too orange, too noisy. You know that Teddy!

But lately Teddy has been using the Benz so much that Nibs is often left stranded at home without wheels.

Poor Nibs. He can't make a move without worrying about what his other half will think.

Adopted?

June 21, 2012
Teddy has been in a summer funk thanks to all this June Gloom in L.A. and hasn't done much of anything. Her sister Felicia called and insisted they have a chat, so they met at a bench in Palisades Park, Teddy's favorite place to think.

"Teddy, if all this pressure of throwing my wedding is getting to you, I can just hire a wedding planner," said Felicia.

"No, no, no Felicia, it's not that, it's the thought of seeing dad again," said Teddy. "I've heard some rumors that he's not our real father and it has really been getting under my fur. It makes sense though. He doesn't look like either of us!"

"Gaaaasp!" said Felicia. "Teddy, that is crazy. It's nonsense. You have to get that thought out of your head. But, then again, you're right. He doesn't look like us. But we don't look like mom either. But you and I look almost identical! It doesn't add up. Were we adopted?"

On the walk back to their cars Teddy gave Felicia a bear hug and said, "Don't worry Felicia, we'll get to the bottom of this!"

One Coin In A Fountain

May 30, 2012
The wedding date is set. Teddy is nervous. Can she pull off another wedding, one that is even more fabulous than Fopsie and Herbert's? Teddy went to the Beverly Canon Gardens for comfort.

Nibs has always told Teddy to throw a coin in a fountain when she needed a wish fulfilled.

"Please let me handle Felicia's wedding well and without any drama from my parents," Teddy said before she threw in her coin.

Teddy hopes her wish comes true. She really doesn't want her fur to fall out again.

Wedding Date

May 28, 2012
The time finally came for Teddy to set a date to host Felicia's wedding. So she had her sister over for some tea.

"Felicia, the whole month of June is booked!" said Teddy.

"Teddy! You have not ONE thing booked in June, you have not one date on your calendar," said Felicia.

"Grrrrrr," Teddy growled. Have you ever heard a bear growl? You really don't want to. It's scary. "OK, OK, how about July. Let's say July 28," Teddy snapped. Felicia, a little afraid of Teddy's growl, said sure then quickly exited.

Yum Yum Time

May 24, 2012
With all the stress from watching tons of reality TV, Teddy took a trip to her favorite lunch spot, Le Pain Quotidien in Brentwood.

Teddy started with a cappuccino and some bread then checked out the menu.

What did our hungry bear settle on? A quiche and salad.

Then she moved on to her favorite treat, hazelnut spread! Yum Yum.

Did Teddy get a stomach ache? You bet!

Arie Will Win The Bachelorette

May 22, 2012
Only two episodes of The Bachelorette with Emily Maynard have aired, but Teddy already predicts who the winner is.

Emily had a mushy date with Ryan, a pro sports trainer from Augusta, Georgia. But he really didn't seem too into her having a kid.

Besides, we all know she likes race car drivers which brings us to...

Arie! He's a race car driver from Scottsdale, Arizona, and at 30 is a perfect age to settle down. Teddy needs to call Fopsie for some insider info on this. When she gets it she will share it with y'all (notice how everyone says y'all on this season of The Bachelorette? It's contagious).

Katherine Jenkins Will Win DWTS

May 21, 2012
Teddy is excited to see this season of Dancing With the Stars end tomorrow night at 9 pm not just because William Levy is no Nibs...

...and Donald Driver is no Nibs...

...but also because Katherine Jenkins is no TEDDY!

 

(Fopsie says Katherine will win). Let's hope next season there will be more Marie Osmond and Pam Anderson types.