Nibs' Strategy

April 22, 2013
Teddy was just reading her Target circular minding her own business when...

She heard paw steps.

And yup it was Nibs snooping on her.

"Teddy, I just wanted to give you a kiss," said Nibs. You see, Nibs has been worried about Teddy's sluggish nature these days and he feels little pecks here and there will help bring back the old, scheming, plotting, crazy Teddy that he misses.

Desiree Hartsock First Photo As The Bachelorette!

April 20, 2013
As you all know, Teddy is a big fan of all things The Bachelor! She will for sure be watching as Desiree Hartsock (an L.A. girl like Teddy) debuts as The Bachelorette on May 27 on ABC. Here's her brand-spanking-new promotional photo.

She seems a lot more stable than Ashley Hebert and much more genuine that Emily Maynard. Thoughts?

Burger and Fries, Please

April 20, 2013
Hoping to cheer herself up a bit, Teddy dropped by Morels at The Grove for some lunch.

So many choices!

Teddy just loves how at Morels they start you off with a yummy bread and olive oil board.

In hopes that the protein would give her an energy boost, Teddy selected the cheeseburger and French fries.

But after one bite Teddy felt sleepy and wanted to go back to her bed. Poor Teddy! Will she ever get over this slump?

Felicia Comes By For A Visit

April 12, 2013
Reports of Teddy's perma-hibernation got back to her sister Felicia who felt it was time to check things out for herself.

Teddy served chilled water, and a tiny dish of nuts and raisins. That's it!

"Teddy, you aren't going out much these days," said Felicia. "You know you can always confide in me. Are you OK?"

"Sorry, Felicia. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You see, it's 1 pm and I have a nap scheduled," said Teddy.

A Dozen Pink Roses

April 10, 2013
Nibs, sensing that Teddy really, really, really needed some cheering up, surprised her with a dozen pink roses.

"Oh Nibs, these are so beautiful!" said Teddy. "You shouldn't have. Um, can I go back to sleep now?"

"Teddy! What's going on with you? Are you hooked on sleeping pills or something?" said an exasperated Nibs.

Breakfast Bar and Coffee

April 8, 2013
Stubborn Teddy refused to leave the house, but she agree to finally eat something: a cereal bar and a cup of coffee!

 This is so unlike the Teddy we know, right?

Nibs better get Teddy some help ... and soon!

Waking Teddy

April 5, 2013
"Teddy when will you get out of bed?" asked Nibs. "All your friends are worried about you. Herbert just called and asked if you've been caught in a bear trap!"

"Grrrrrr," said Teddy, turning her back on Nibs.

"Don't growl at me Teddy!" Nibs said, kinda mad. "You need to get your furry face out of this house!"

"A little sunlight will do you some good," he continued.

Fopsie Asks, "Where's Teddy?"

April 3, 2013
"Hey, Herbert, have you heard from Teddy lately?" asked Fopsie this morning.

"Um, no, she's your friend, hasn't she called you?" asked Herbert.

"No, not a word. I have texted and emailed her too, and nothing," said Fopsie. "I think she's gone into deep hibernation."

"I'll ask Nibs what's going on," said Herbert. "He always answers his cell."

Sean Lowe + Peta Murgatroyd = Trouble

April 1, 2013
Teddy finds it very curious that Sean Lowe from The Bachelor moved to L.A. to participate in Dancing With the Stars.

After all, he has a fiancee to think about, the lovely Hawaiian looking Ali MacGraw, Ms. Catherine Giudici. How does she feel that Sean dragged her all the way from Seattle to L.A.?

And how does Catherine feel about seeing Sean do the Tango with Peta Murgatroyd, the Australian bombshell he has partnered with? Teddy would NEVER let Nibs get into that situation!

Let's hope this couple makes it down the aisle one way.