Arie Will Win The Bachelorette

May 22, 2012
Only two episodes of The Bachelorette with Emily Maynard have aired, but Teddy already predicts who the winner is.

Emily had a mushy date with Ryan, a pro sports trainer from Augusta, Georgia. But he really didn't seem too into her having a kid.

Besides, we all know she likes race car drivers which brings us to...

Arie! He's a race car driver from Scottsdale, Arizona, and at 30 is a perfect age to settle down. Teddy needs to call Fopsie for some insider info on this. When she gets it she will share it with y'all (notice how everyone says y'all on this season of The Bachelorette? It's contagious).

Katherine Jenkins Will Win DWTS

May 21, 2012
Teddy is excited to see this season of Dancing With the Stars end tomorrow night at 9 pm not just because William Levy is no Nibs...

...and Donald Driver is no Nibs...

...but also because Katherine Jenkins is no TEDDY!

 

(Fopsie says Katherine will win). Let's hope next season there will be more Marie Osmond and Pam Anderson types.

A Happy Mother's Day?

May 13, 2012
There are still problems in the clan, but Teddy thought it would be wrong to not have a cocktail with their mom on this Mother's Day. So Felicia and Beatrice came over to the house while Nibs was out golfing.

Teddy served wine and cookies for a late afternoon gathering in the back yard. She made sure to get Beatrice's favorite bouquet: roses and stargazers. Felicia, feeling tension in the air, kept the convo light, just discussing the weather.

Beatrice couldn't help herself however and showed her claws after a few sips of Chardonnay: "Teddy, when are you going to start planning Felicia's wedding? You sure are dragging your paws on this!"

Felicia felt horrible because she knew Teddy had already tried to make some plans and was being helpful. So she changed the subject by talking about the flowers.

But you could see the steam coming off Teddy's fur.

Good thing there was plenty of vino to calm everyone's nerves.

Diva Bride

May 10, 2012
To make matters worse, Felicia is being demanding about her wedding. She wants Teddy to find her THIS EXACT DRESS. How is she supposed to do that? Teddy doesn't even know where to start looking! GULP.

Family Clash

May 10, 2012
Teddy was worried after her talk with her father.

He said he had heard about Felicia's upcoming wedding and wouldn't miss his daughter's big day for anything! But that means he'll be in the same room as Teddy's mom, which is never a good idea. This is just too much stress for a little bear...

Call From Dad

May 2, 2012
Ring, ring, ring. Teddy doesn't use caller ID. Like any other old fashioned bear, she just picks up the phone.

"Hello, this is Teddy," she said, like she always does.

"Teddy, it's your father," a voice on the line said.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Maria Menounos' Six Pack

May 1, 2012
Last night Maria Menounos got a perfect 30 score on Dancing With the Stars. Teddy thinks it's because Maria has a six pack that is even more defined than her partner Derek Hough's.

Can this Greek really dance? Teddy thinks not so much. And it bothers her that she has such a chiseled stomach. Bears prefer their midsections to be fluffy and slightly padded. Maria needs a box of See's chocolates.