Beatrice Turns Nice

October 13, 2011
Teddy thought it was very bizarre that Beatrice asked to meet with her and her sister Beatrice ASAP. Very afraid (and losing fur faster than ever), Teddy said OK because she hoped peace was possible.

As Teddy and Felicia sat huddled together for support, Beatrice was all smiles, so unusual for her. "Girls, I think I have been much too hard on both of you," their mother started.

Inching closer, Beatrice seemed truly sorry. "Teddy, you don't need to lose a pound, you look perfect! Beatrice, if you don't want to get married, that's fine, as long as you're happy, that's all that counts."

Teddy was shocked by this new Beatrice. She was at a loss for words! So was Felicia who was so happy she smiled from ear to ear. "Group hug!" said Beatrice.

"This is a miracle!" said Teddy. "I can't believe we're all getting along. Christmas has come early this year indeed. I can't wait to tell Nibs." Ahhhh, if Teddy only knew the real reason Beatrice was doing a 180, all her fur would fall out. Shhhh, don't tell Teddy. Ever.

A Prickly Picnic

October 12, 2011
As he said he would do, Herbert asked his aunt Beatrice for a talk. Wanting a neutral, public environment, Herbert suggested Beatrice meet him in Beverly Hills' Roxbury Park for a picnic.

"Thank you so much for inviting me Herbert, it's so good to see you," said Beatrice. "I have been having such a bad time with Teddy and Nibs, who have been bossy with me!"

"Beatrice, you know that Teddy is my favorite cousin and Nibs is my best friend, right?" he asked. "No," said Beatrice, getting tense. "Well, they are and I don't like to see them upset," added Herbert.

"Well, all I said was that it's shameful that Felicia has no plans to marry Edward," said Beatrice. "That's funny," said Herbert. "Isn't it true that you married neither Teddy's father nor Felicia's father?" said Herbert. BOMBSHELL! Not only did Beatrice never get married herself, but Teddy and Felicia have DIFFERENT fathers! Gasp! "How on earth did you find that out Herbert?" Beatrice said, not denying it. "Please never tell my girls!"

Herbert To The Rescue!

October 11, 2011
During morning coffee talk today Fopsie brought up that Teddy was in tears and losing her fur because her mother Beatrice was stirring up trouble in the clan.

Edward was very upset with this news. "I will talk to Beatrice," he said. "That bear has no boundaries. But I have the dirt on her that not even Teddy and Felicia know about. Don't worry Fops, I will handle it!"

"OK Herbert," said Fops. "But don't get too involved. I hear that Beatrice can be really mean. She was so nasty to poor Nibs."

"Hee hee hee, if you only knew what I know about Beatrice, you wouldn't be worried my dear bear!" said Herbert (remember, Herbert is Beatrice's nephew!).

Feeling like Herbert had the TeddyNibsBeatriceFelicia thing under control, Fopsie turned her attention to the Cost Plus World Market insert in this week's Los Angeles Times Select. Lots of nice Halloween things! Maybe Teddy will want to go shopping with her this weekend.

Starbucks Talk

October 10, 2011
Teddy showed up to the Starbucks her mom Beatrice wanted to meet her at right on time--12 noon sharp on a sunny Sunday.

Teddy waited for 15 minutes then got a coffee and mini cupcake because, you know Teddy, she can't wait when it comes to treats!

Then another 15 minutes passed. Teddy got yet another cupcake, because, really two is better than one.

Finally by 12:45 pm, Teddy realized that Beatrice was not going to show. Sheesh. Teddy didn't really expect that... Crestfallen, she headed home to Nibs.

The Day After

October 7, 2011
When Teddy heard about Nibs' nasty talk with her mom, a few clumps of her fur fell out. Stresssss. Teddy decided to end this once and for all so she headed toward the phone.

"Mom, we need a truce," Teddy said. "Can you meet me for a talk? But not in my courtyard, Nibs would not like that. Let's meet somewhere neutral."

"OK, I can do the Starbucks on Santa Monica Blvd. tomorrow, sure, what time?" asked Teddy, shaking a little.

As Teddy hung up the phone she felt a little knot in her stomach.

Nibs Confronts Beatrice

October 6, 2011
After putting it off for days, Nibs finally asked Beatrice for a talk. So she came to the house (Teddy was on one of her drives) and the two bears sat on the bench in the courtyard.

"Beatrice, things are not going well. I would really like it if you could be easier on your daughters Teddy and Felicia," Nibs started. "They are doing the best they can. Teddy can't lose any more weight. She's so stressed out about what you think of her shape that she's losing her fur! And Felicia doesn't want to rush into marriage with Edward."

"Nibs, I am just trying to be a good mother by guiding my girls--they need my advice," Beatrice said. "I don't need you butting in. If you don't like it you can take a hike!" Beatrice really got in Nibs' grille! Look at her lunging at the guy!

"No, Beatrice, you can take a hike!" said an angry Nibs. "Leave my courtyard now!"

Halloween Falls On A Monday!

October 3, 2011
Every year Teddy and Nibs throw a Halloween party at their house. It's tradition. So Teddy took out her calendar this morning to see what day Halloween falls on.

Gadzooks! It falls on a Monday. Well, that's no fun.

Oh well, Teddy will just have to call in sick on Tuesday. Wait a sec! Teddy doesn't work. Ha ha ha. That bear has it so easy. Except when it comes to her mother Beatrice. Nibs still has had his "talk" with her.